Humor: Reflexões antes dos jogadores irem dormir

Decidi deixar este "diálogo" em Inglês, porque acho que tinha mais graça se estivesse em Inglês e não traduzido, uma vez que com as traduções existem algumas coisas que se perdem...Contudo se quiserem, peçam nos Comentários que eu traduzo ;)

Didier Drogba: Ring, ring. Hi, David. Can you see if anyone with the last name Butts, first name Seymour is there?

David Luiz: Ring, ring. Hello David. Can you see if anyone with the Seymour name is there?

Drogba: No, stop repeating everything I say for once and just ask the guys if "Seymour Butts" is around.

Luiz: No, stop repeating everything I say and ask if "Buttsmore" is around.

Drogba: Stop repeating everything I say!

Luiz: Stop repeating all the things I say!

Drogba: This is a disrespectful f***ing disgrace! You are so annoying to talk to!

Luiz: Annoying to talk to!

Drogba: I mean it. I will leave this club if you don't stop!

Luiz: I mean it club if you not stop!

Drogba: I am David Luiz and I am a freaky haired idiot who doesn't know how to tackle!

Luiz: You are a freaky hair idiot. I tackle!

[David Luiz tackles Didier Drogba]

Drogba: Ah! That hurt! God, I hate you, David.

Luiz: Hahaha I know.

Fonte: Yahoo Sports